LOOK AT THE DOG
me every time there is a dog regardless of the situation  (via seedy)
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  • Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  • Me: I only have $4...
  • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  • Me: ...........
  • Cashier: ........
  • Me: what are we?
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cumsock:

phukers:

I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch 

i see you’re passing on the family name

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gnarly:

when your teacher asks u why ur late to class

image

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stupidstagram:

U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink

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She’s the kinda girl you wanna marry. The kinda girl you walk the whole earth for.
Untouchable  (via lipstick-bullet)
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zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

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shingekinokyojinheaven:

the only photo set that actually matters on this stupid website

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moonemojii:

when kids stare at you for a long time
image

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  • *throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
  • me: BALLIN
  • me: BALL IS LIFE
  • me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
  • me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES
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Dylan O’Brien in New York City (September 16, 2014)

Dylan O’Brien in New York City (September 16, 2014)

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teenagenicks:

[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones

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blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

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