me every time there is a dog regardless of the situation (via seedy)
- Cashier: That'll be $4.03
- Me: I only have $4...
- Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
- Me: ...........
- Cashier: ........
- Me: what are we?
I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch
i see you’re passing on the family name
Untouchable (via lipstick-bullet)
My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”
the only photo set that actually matters on this stupid website
- *throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
- me: BALLIN
- me: BALL IS LIFE
- me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
- me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES
[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones