M + F on a squeaky bed!
I need this in my life right now. Military relationships suck. Hurry home babe!
boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses
I’m more aroused by them giving me large sums of money, personally
- ed: it's alright to die cause death is the only thing you haven't tried but just for tonight hold on
- ed: when my hair's all but gone and my memory fades and the crowds don't remember my name when my hands don't play the same strings the same way i know you will still love me the same
- ed: i don't get waves of missing you anymore they're more like tsunami tides in my eyes
- ed: you can fit me inside the necklace you got when you were sixteen next to your heartbeat where i should be keep it deep within your soul
- ed: THEY SAY IM UP AND COMIN LIKE IM FUCKIN IN AN ELEVATOR
If he doesn’t care about your orgasm, he doesn’t care about you.
do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw
i havent slept in three days
Reacting to Blue Ivy
Lorde looks like an alien who is desperately trying to replicate human emotion so her cover isn’t blown.
"if uon getcho gahdam…."
"Jesus not again"
I almost forgot my briefcase!
it contains important lab results
I did not know that I needed to see this.
yep, tigers like to swim!
Here are some dogs enjoying Popsicles.
"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"